Indulge in a collection of witty jokes that are sure to tickle your funny bone. Laugh out loud with clever and humorous one-liners that brighten your day!
20 short and witty jokes for you:
- I used to play piano by ear,
but now I use my hands.
- Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they'll never meet.
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
- I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
- Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
- The early bird might get the worm,
but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
- I told my wife she was complaining about nothing. She got mad and said,
"You just don't get it, do you?"
- If at first, you don't succeed,
skydiving is not for you.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
- Time flies like an arrow;
fruit flies like a banana.
- Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
He made a mint.
- Why don't scientists trust stairs?
Because they're always up to something.
- I'm friends with all electricians,
we have great current connections. but I couldn't make enough dough.
- What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don't know, and I don't care.
- Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
- Why don't some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don't work out!
- How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
- Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!
I hope these witty jokes brought a smile to your face! Enjoy sharing these with friends and family!
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