20 short and witty jokes for you

Indulge in a collection of witty jokes that are sure to tickle your funny bone. Laugh out loud with clever and humorous one-liners that brighten your day!

 20 short and witty jokes for you:

• I used to play piano by ear, 

but now I use my hands.

• Parallel lines have so much in common. 

It's a shame they'll never meet.

• I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

 She looked surprised.

• I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.

 It's impossible to put down!

• Why don't scientists trust atoms?

 Because they make up everything!

• The early bird might get the worm, 

but the second mouse gets the cheese.

• What's orange and sounds like a parrot? 

A carrot!

• I told my wife she was complaining about nothing. She got mad and said, 

"You just don't get it, do you?"

• If at first, you don't succeed, 

skydiving is not for you.

• What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

 Frostbite!

• Time flies like an arrow; 

fruit flies like a banana.

• Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

 He made a mint.

• Why don't scientists trust stairs?

 Because they're always up to something.

• I'm friends with all electricians, 

we have great current connections. but I couldn't make enough dough.

• What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

 I don't know, and I don't care.

• Why did the bicycle fall over? 

Because it was two-tired!

• Why don't some couples go to the gym?

 Because some relationships don't work out!

• How do you make a tissue dance? 

You put a little boogie in it.

• Why don't skeletons fight each other? 

They don't have the guts!

I hope these witty jokes brought a smile to your face! Enjoy sharing these with friends and family!