20 Joke of the day funny jokes for adults Jokes for parties

20 Joke of the day funny jokes for adults Jokes for parties

• Why did the scarecrow win an award?

 Because he was outstanding in his field!

• What do you call fake spaghetti? 

An "impasta"!

• Why don't some couples go to the gym? 

Because some relationships don't work out!

• Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? 

Great food, no atmosphere.

• Why did the math book look sad? 

Because it had too many problems.

• I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. 

She looked surprised.

• What did one ocean say to the other ocean? 

Nothing, they just waved.

• How do you organize a space party? 

You planet!

• Why was the scarecrow awarded? 

Because he was outstanding in his field!

• Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? 

He just needed a little space!

• I asked my dog if he wanted to hear a joke. He just tilted his head and looked puzzled. 

I guess he doesn't speak human.

• What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? 

I don't know, and I don't care.

• What's orange and sounds like a parrot? 

A carrot!

• Why don't some couples go to the gym? 

Because some relationships don't work out!

• I used to play piano by ear, 

but now I use my hands like everyone else.

• Why don't scientists trust atoms? 

Because they make up everything!

• Why don't some couples go to the gym? 

Because some relationships don't work out!

• What do you call a fake noodle? 

An "impasta"!

• I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. 

It's impossible to put down!

• Why did the turkey join a band during the holidays? 

It had the perfect drumsticks for the job!

The End.

Enjoy these jokes and have a great time sharing them at your parties and gatherings! 😄🎉